What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least