Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.