Good Dad Jokes

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!