1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
Your grandparents.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
The holocaust.
A. Militia Etheridge
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Paint an endzone on it.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.
A Hun knee comb.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
He fell out of the tree.
