Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.