How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces