Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
He wanted to be a master-baiter.
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
A crowbar.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
Tell her she's pregnant.
They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.
It won't be long now...
At the monkey bars.
Prime mates
His prime-mate!
The human race.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.