Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Paperback
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The human race.
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A historepost.
Nothing. We're on reddit
The first one written
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
They'll tell you.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Sandy hook.
Empty Magazines.
The fish doesn't know it's plaice.
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
It twerked.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.
