Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.