What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Amd Jokes More Amd Jokes

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.