Airplane Jokes

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?

His carrion bag.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion?

Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger

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What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

What do horny terrorists in airplanes do?

High jack.

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Good Dad Jokes More Good Dad Jokes

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...