Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.
Cool your jets.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Deceit.
HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."
He heard it had de y flavor.
Running... JK rolling
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.
Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.