Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.