Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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What do you call a shed full of black people?

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.