Black People Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

Why are black people tall?

Because they knee grows..

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Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

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How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

What do you call a group of black people?

Antique farm equipment.

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people?

Dark humor

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Why do black people like to "whip" when dancing?

Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why do black people talk funny?

They don't, it's a miff.

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Why don't black people stain white clothes when they pick them up?

Their palms are white.

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What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Why are autistic people like black people?

They all look the same.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Why are black people unfair?

Because they're unfair.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

What does Ebola and US police have in common?

A high body count of black people

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water?

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?

They have no jobs

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Why do black people like fried chicken?

Because its delicious.

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

Why do black people have white hands?

Because everyone has a little good in them

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people?

Dark humor

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.