Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.