What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.