What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

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What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

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What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"