What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

Who was Michael Jackson?

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I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

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A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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Simon 16

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.