Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party