Storm Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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What do you call a mean dust storm?

Darude - Sandstorm

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm