Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

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Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Thunderwear

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Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.