Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!