What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary