Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.