Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.