It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...
Because they have no pits.
A: Heck
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Dreamcatchers
A barracuchi.
He took one too many whisks.
removed
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
An illogical situation imagined by a child.