What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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To help them find missing sea men.

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A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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He had a loco motive.

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Because they're meteor

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What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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He was always drinking on the job

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A stroke of genius!

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

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What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.