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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Tooter Jokes More Tooter Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)