Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What do you call an Asian gold digger?

Cha Ching

What do you call a productive Asian?

China get something done.

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What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.