How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.