What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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How are you?

Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.