How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Braille Jokes More Braille Jokes

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.