How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training