How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.