Blond Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke?

No, you're the joke :3

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

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How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

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Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out