How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Binocular Jokes More Binocular Jokes

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.