How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake I thought it was appropriate for this time of year. Merry Christmas reddit! You have my permission to tell this at any Xmas parties you attend

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY