How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

G Jokes More G Jokes

How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.