A what?
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
They know how to raise the roof.
Two men a night.
To the farmacy.
Mennonitis!