How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.