What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.