What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly