Very Quackly
Paperback
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
A: Wet feet.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Wet.
Firefighter.
1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
Look at her beaver.
She's only wearing one sock.
They're high on quack.
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!
Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.
He had her.
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
Walks home.
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
James Pond.
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