What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*