What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"