What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"