What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.