What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

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What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

What's the paradox of 'lingerie'?

Done right, it doesn't linger.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.