What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

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How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

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Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.